Cool

copyright 1993 Urko Aldo music
words by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
music by Adam L. English and Rand Bellavia
performed by Ookla the Mok

I'm gonna grow a moustache I'm gonna grow a beard
I'll get some John Lennon glasses and them I'm gonna act weird
I'll get flare pants and sandles and drive an old beat up car
I'm gonna own a used book shop and smoke a nasty cigar

You can't
I can
No you can't
Yes I can
You won't
I will
No you won't
Yes I will yes I will
And you can't stop me
Cause I'm gonna be cool

I'm gonna listen to Mozart I'm gonna listen to Brahms
I'm gonna rent a stretch limo and go to thirty-nine proms
I'm gonna sit in my bathrobe and read Swamp Thing all day
I'm gonna piss off my parents and tell my girlfriend I'm gay

Chorus

It doesn't matter what they say
It doesn't matter what they do
We'll do what we want to do anyway
We'll do what we want to
We can both be cool
Even though we're not the same
I will not be ashamed
Of anything I want to be
Anything I want to do
Anyone I want to be
That's cool

I'm gonna bench press Rhode Island and have a thirty inch neck
I'm gonna jump through a doughnut just like they did in Star Trek
I'm gonna go skinny dipping but I won't worry about Jaws
I'll have a neat healing factor and adamantium claws

Chorus

I'm gonna burn my house down and marry Molly Yard
I'm gonna find Michael Jackson and slap him really hard
I'm gonna read all that Shakespeare that they assigned me in school
And then I'll win at Othello I'm gonna be cool

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