The Lemon-Ohs Song

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copyright 1993 Urko Aldo music
words by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
music by Adam L. English and Rand Bellavia
unless you're Dave Lennon, you never heard this song performed by Ookla the Mok

Shrink wrapped in Buffalo then I was packaged with a Butterfinger
I went to college via US Mail and then was traded for Chocolate Zinger
Sitting in a top desk drawer thank God for MSG

Oh oh the places I've been
Oh oh the faces I've seen

I lived a while in a friend's sock drawer now stop before you knock it
That was nothing I spend half a month stuck in some guy's dress shirt pocket
I know it's crazy I don't even own a pair of shoes

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Scotch-taped to the memory card of an Apple IIe computer
I would have been there for the rest of my life if it wasn't for the Comp. Sci. tutor
Tim and the Polyglots will never be "Big in Japan"

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I was homeless for about a year I spend six month in a coma
Next thing you know I'm in a hollow tube looks like I got an honorary diploma
Just goes to show you that a BA really couldn't hurt

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I'm a drifter I move around sometimes I wonder where my heart went
Maybe I lost it back in '91 when I was living in a glove compartment
I guess that shower really wasn't worth it after all

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These days I'm kind of lost who knows I just might turn up later
I'm kinda pining for the good old days when I lived in a refrigerator
Dave Lennon better be happy that he's in this song

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