Jeff's Corner

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Hear it Then







copyright 1993 Urko Aldo music (but if you want it, just ask)
words by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
music by Adam L. English and Rand Bellavia
please don't ask Ookla the Mok to perform this song

There's a stool that waits in the corner of the corner bar six nights a week
Til six pm that's when Crazy Jeff comes in
Between drinks and under his breath you can hear him speak

There's one in every bar there's a bar in every corner
There's a corner on the end of every street
Don't get to close or Crazy Jeff will corner you
He tries to tell his whole life story to everyone he meets

All he wants is somebody anybody
Friends Romans countrymen lend him an ear
But seldom can he get their attention
So he bends his head and mutters softly to his beer

He says, "Hey let me tell you something
I got to tell this I'll tell this much for free
Hey I'll you right now I'll tell you I'll tell you hey
How bout them Bills?"

And he hardly even thinks about her twenty times a day or maybe thirty at the most but still that's half of what it was eight years ago that's when she left and took the kids he almost didn't notice he had his job he had to work he had to feed his family

There's a thought that hides in the corner of the corner of Crazy Jeff's mind
As the memories linger as memories do
He sits and drinks and hopes
For an early grave