copyright 1999 Randam music
words by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
music by Adam L. English and Rand Bellavia
performed by Ookla the Mok
Captain's on a holiday
First mate has gone away
And Data's down in engineering for repairs
Dr. Crusher's got a cold
Wesley's only twelve years old
And all the other children are mind controlled
Who will lead the crew, what are we to do
When the enemy ship comes into view
When the pressure's on who will take the con?
Geordi's visor's on the blink
Deanna Troi is on the brink
O'Brien's gone but still appear's on Deep Space Nine
Barclay's on the holodeck
Tasha's dead and Ro's a wreck
Girabaldi's not on Star Trek
Who will lead the crew, what are we to do
When the enemy ship comes into view
Who's to be obeyed when the Borg invade
This is just what I was afraid of
Mr. Worf comes through
Mr. Worf will lead the crew
Mr. Worf's our man
Mr. Worf will take command
I was hoping for someone else and I'm not just thinking about myself
I'm afraid for all our lives if Worf's in charge of the Enterprise
We wouldn't care if Data's cat was in power we'd follow her
If we received our order's from Nurse Ogawa we'd say, "Yes, sir!"
Weren't you the one who pointed your gun
At the viewscreen and you tried to stun
The grinning image of Q what were you trying to do?
I seem to remember that was you
Mr. Worf don't get mad
You're the best Klingon we've ever had
But Mr. Worf you must see
We need a different kind of security
We're glad you're strong and brave
But we'd prefer a captain who fears the grave
Our standards aren't that high
We only ask that we not die
Now the captain's back things are back on track
Thank God I nearly had a heart attack
Riker's back and I've managed to survive
Never been so happy to be alive
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, Mr. Worf
And I pray it's okay if I say, Mr. Worf
That although you're as large as a barge, Mr. Worf
It's a good thing you're not in charge