The story behind The Lemon-Oh's Song (as told by Rand)
I got the Lemon-Ohs in a care package as a freshman in college. Also in that package was a Butterfinger, one of Dave Lennon's favorite candy bars. (Dave Lennon lived next door to me my first year of school, and is one of my very best friends to this day) When he asked for the butterfinger, I said, "Sure, under one condition: you must take the Lemon-Ohs as well." I didn't hate them, but lemon cookies aren't my favorite either. He took both. The next day, I couldn't help noticing the Lemon-Ohs in my desk drawer. So I put them in the pocket of the ugliest (and least worn) shirt I could find in Dave's closet. As I was packing to go home in May of 1988, I found the Lemon-Ohs in the very back of my sock drawer. Not wanting to be stuck with them all summer, I put them in one of Dave's suitcases.

I next saw the Lemon-Ohs (same packet, mind you) taped to the back of my refrigerator. (This was our sophomore year and we didn't even live on the dorm floor.) I opened Dave's computer and taped it to one of the memory cards with a note indicating the date, just so he'd know how long it was sitting there. Unfortunately, within weeks, some comp sci major opened Dave's computer and was confronted by the little cookies.

This went on for some time. While I think the computer one was pretty good, I will say that Dave won the contest by getting permission from the dean of students and college president to have the Lemon-Ohs package inserted into my diploma tube!

Later that summer at a weekend get together, while Dave showered, I hid them in his glove compartment. It wasn't until he sold the car two years later that he found them, and the sad truth is I don't know where they are now. If Dave hid them on me, I fear they are lost, since I've moved twice and changed cars once since Dave last had them.