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What's New?

Q: Is it true that Ookla the Mok has released a new CD?
A: Brand spankin' new, Baby

Q: What's it called?
A: Smell No Evil

Q: Gimme Gimme Gimme
A: OK. Here's what you do. The mail order cost is $17 ($15 for the CD, $2 for shipping). Please send a check or money order made out to Rand Bellavia to the address below:

Ookla the Mok
P.O. Box 322
Williamsville, NY 14221

and remember to indicate that you are ordering Smell No Evil

Q: How many other CDs has Ookla the Mok released?
A: Two

Q: What are they?
A: Less Than Art and Super Secret

Q: Can I listen to excerpts from these CDs?
A: Yes.

Q: In Real Audio?
A: Yes.

Q: How?
A: Visit The Less Than Art Gallery and The Super Secret Clubhouse

Q: Wow! That's pretty cool.
A: Yes.

Q: So I can purchase both Less Than Art and Super Secret?
A: Um...

Q: Well?
A: Er, not exactly. It seems that Less Than Art is no longer in print.

Q: But I can still purchase Super Secret, right?
A: Right

Q: How can I purchase my own copy of that monumental artistic achievement?
A: Glad you asked

Q: I'm waiting for an answer.
A: Hold on a moment. It's not like we have this stuff memorized you know. I mean, we already have a copy. Several in fact. It's not our fault that you waited so long to get yours.

Q: I'm sorry.
A: It's okay. Better late than never.

Send 14 bucks per CD (12 for CD, 2 for postage and packaging) to:
Ookla the Mok
P.O. Box 322
Williamsville, NY 14231-0322

Please make the check or money order out to "Rand Bellavia."

Q: Cool. I'll send a big check immediately. I certainly don't want to wait so long that I miss out on Super Secret too.
A: Good thinking. By the way, several filk dealers still have copies of Less Than Art, and many Buffalo, NY area record stores are likely to have a copy or two remaining. So if you run across one you should buy it immediately and consider yourself fortunate.

Q: So what's all this I hear about two new CDs available only through otmfan.com
A: This is very cool news indeed. Below is an excerpt from Ookla News where Rand tells us all about it.

A week or so ago I promised you all two Ookla CDs by the end of the year. Well, I wasn't blowing smoke. And now, the moment some of you have been waiting for: Poor Man's Copyright on CD! That's right, after years of requests, we finally caved. The Rand and Adam Tape on CD. All sixteen tracks of Ookla's primordial soup. Some of these songs were rerecorded and eventually found a home on Ookla two previously released CDs. Others will eventually be rerecorded and released on future Ookla projects. But we're pretty sure that at least six of these baby's will never see the light of day again. For those of you who don't know, in 1992, Adam and I made a tape of the sixteen songs we had written that year. When I say we made a tape, I mean we hit record and starting strumming. No studio. No tracking. Just two microphones, two pickups, and a radio shack spring reverb unit. The quality of this recording is what we musicians call bad, but I have it on good authority that the recording is "charming." 

The track listing on The Rand and Adam Tape is:

Still Can't Buy Me Love
Gorilla (gorilla)
Tandem Bike
Murder She Wrote
View Master
Cool
Math
Just Another Cliche
Renoir Song
Rats Live On nO eviL staR
Three Monkeys
Jeff's Corner
Stranger in the Mirror
Lemon Oh's Song
Baby's Head
Private I

The other new Ookla CD is called Sucking Out Loud: Ookla the Mok Live at Windycon 25. As the sharpest of you have no doubt figured out, this is a live album. More than that, it's a full Ookla show, beginning to end (we didn't remove the obnoxious Ookla banter). And most importantly, it was one of the last shows we did with Luis, captured on tape for all eternity! The show was performed on November 14, 1998 at Windycon in Chicago. While the show was recorded to ADAT off the board, we had no intention of releasing this recording commercially, so it should be understood that the sound is less than optimal. It's obvious on the first track that we're getting our bearings sonically, but it gets better I promise you. Ironically, the sound issues resulted primarily in a low guitar sound, which I'm sure will make some of you consider this the best mixed Ookla album ever! (Which is another way of saying that you can hear every word.)

The track listing for Sucking Out Loud is:

Super Powers
Tommy
Arthur Curry
Math
This Song
Rishathra
Theme From Super Skrull
Stop Talking About Comic Books or I'll Kill You
Bride of Wolfman
My Secret Origin
Number One
Das Uber Tuber
View Master
and an extra special bonus track!

Suddenly, Disclaimer Boy takes over the keyboard...

WARNING: These two cds will be burned and not pressed. That means that they will be individually manufactured on a disc burner and not factory pressed like our other albums. Some older CD players have trouble playing burned CDs. If your CD player refuses to play these CDs, feel free to return them to us and we will cheerfully refund your money.

FURTHER WARNING: To reiterate, these recordings are not up to the professional standard of Less Than Art and Super Secret. This is why they're only available through our fan page. We don't imagine that anyone would want access to these if they weren't already our fans, and frankly, we'd rather have potential new fans starting with our "official" recordings.

FINAL WARNING: The packaging on these CDs is photocopied. (But they're photocopies of great Adam artwork and witty liner notes!)

Q: WHOA! THAT IS COOL! So how do I get 'em?
A: Continue reading.

Now, the part you've been waiting for: How to get the blasted things.

The CDs will cost ten dollars ($10) each, plus two dollars ($2) for shipping and packaging. You can get BOTH CDs, however, for a mere $20 (so if you get both, we'll eat the shipping/packaging). Like our other CDs, they can be ordered by sending a check or money order (written out to Rand Bellavia) to:

Ookla the Mok
P.O. Box 322
Williamsville, NY 14231-0322

Unlike our other CDs, this is the only way you can get these products.

Bear in mind that since we are burning these CDs to order, it may take a few weeks to get your CDs out to you.

Thank you and goodnight.